May 2012
cosmologist:
tomface replied to your post: why aren’t more girls like you?
all girls become jemma every day is butt day
i am a butt connoisseur
tomface replied to your post: You’re adorkable. That is all.
aderpable
why are you so mean to me? i show you nothing but love
I love you, shh
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it’s odd that girls wearing just tights are cute because tights are weird but somehow it’s still attractive
Your book is wrong, Mrs. Strunk, says George, when it tells you that Jim is the...
– A Single Man, Christopher Isherwood (via throughthewildblue)
I think my priorities have changed and so have my ideals amorphous Tom is amorphous
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god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
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okay so imagine a (totally clean, sterile) bathtub filled with french onion dip and another filled entirely with crackers am I blowing your mind?
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Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via likeneelyohara)
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is it wrong to be frightened when someone reblogs something from you from over a year ago?
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HAY TOM
cosmologist:
U R GROSS
aw shit
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