September 2010
The Onion: 1 In 5 Americans Believe Obama Is A... →
“He must speak frankly to the American people about his mammalian background,” Pelmont added. “If not, it’s only a matter of time before people start believing those fringe bloggers who claim the president of the United States is actually an old washing machine.” YES
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A recent text I sent regarding Shakespearean...
“I have a kind of love/hate thing with it. I’m tired of the fact that people have to study it, because only certain plays are of real significance. As You Like It and others, like his comedies, are completely lost on a contemporary audience because the language and entendres have lost their meaning. By forcing people to study archaic language that’s meaningless (unlike Hamlet,...
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I must go.  →
YES! :’)
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Listenmakeyoubald: David Cross on Tea Partiers
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“We cannot legislate our society to the craziest amongst us.”
– Jon Stewart (via hellohmyhat)
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I'm so full
jaana: Not even kidding. OHOHO AND TO THINK THAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY KIDDING ABOUT BEING FULL
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I’m not super big on the new iTunes icon.
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